Happenings.. (pre-written)

Oh lord. This is what happens when I get bored at work. I start blogging with no internet access. So at the time of this post, Im sitting in a secuirty guard room bored as shit. Please bare with me.

So today is day 2 of my new job. The second day is just as boring as the first, maybe more so. Yesterday by now we had at least 5 or 6 cars on site, meaning there was at least 5 or 6 people here. Today as of now (9:00am), there is 4 cars, and one is mine. Ive done already all the stuff Im suppose to do for the day. Im gonna have to make some stuff up for myself to do today. Random patrols, random wondering around aimlessly learning the building from top to bottom. That should at least take up an hour. *facepalm*

I so cant wait for the day to end.  Im feeling like shit something fierce. I have a really bad cough. So bad, that I swear my chest is about to explode. A little stuffed up as well, but its more the cough that hurts the most. Took 2 Nyquil last night to help me at least sleep. It kinda helped. I only woke up once coughing. Better then the night before. But because of powerful  it was on my body, I almost slept in too long. My alarm for work was set for 6am. I hit the alarm and meant to get up. I woke up again at like 6:50am.  A lot later then I wanted to. Still bloody tired. If I had a way to pass out here, Id soooo do it right now.  Shush! Lol. At least I have a couple friends awake at this time of day. I can chit-chat with them til they get busy.

Well, Jenn finally had her surgery on Friday. It was a long time coming. Im so happy for her that she finally got what she has been waiting for for so long. Still bothers me but it wasn’t my choice at all. I support her, don’t get me wrong, but I just wish she didn’t have to go through surgery to try to get healthier.  It was weird seeing her in that hospital bed all hooked up to wires and oxygen and such.  It was even weirder watching her yesterday after work barely eating anything. From what I remember, she had maybe 3 spoons of chicken broth, and maybe a single spoonful of Jell-o and she was full. Id never be able to handle only eating that much and being full. For me, that would be a waste of my cooking talent :P.  I guess its something I have to get use to. Not like we could take it back now, even if she wanted to. I just hope this helps her get healthier. I know she wants to start a family soon. Unfortunately soon is now extended to about at least 2 years from now. Im gonna be an old fart by the time I have kids. Lol.

So my side project, “Pype Dreamz Productions” is getting much bigger then I expected. For all of you who don’t know, Im putting together a classy/tasteful nude calendar. Its just a little something Ive been wanting to get off the ground for a couple years, but its finally coming to life. I wasn’t expecting to get the minimum of 6 girls to pose for it, but now Im sitting with like 15 or more girls. Gives me a full 12 month calendar, and backups incase they are needed.  Im so happy this is coming together so nicely. Still so much work needing to get done, but once its all over and done with, Im sure Ill feel that sense of accomplishment that Ive been longing for.

The calendar itself isnt for sale this time around. Its only a product for me, my models and the photographers.  Obviously non profit since I am broke and cant afford to pay the models. Next year however, if this goes over really well, Ive been asked that if we sell the calendar, that the proceeds from its sales go to a charity of some sort. Im really liking that idea.  Not only do I get to make something that helps my models express themselves how they want, but it will help a charity that will be voted on by the members of the group. I think it’s a great idea personally.  Just gonna wait to see how well the first “issue” goes first before I think about doin a second.  Any of you out there who may be interested in being a part of this project, please feel free to contact me either via on here, or my MSN. Message me at midnight_magick@hotmail.com or email me at pypedreamzpro@hotmail.com

Christmas time is slowly approaching.  I hate being broke at this time of year.  I don’t even have enough money to get my entire family gifts like I do every year. Hell, if things keep goin the way they are, I wont even be able to afford to get Jenn anything. That breaks my heart for a few reasons. One, because I know she’s already spent quite a bit on me.  She says not to worry about getting her anything, but Im not that type of guy. That’s the first thing Im gonna worry about.  I want her to enjoy her Christmas.  Two, because Im usually the one that when he agrees mutually to get nothing for his significant other with that person, that will go and buy something anyways.. just to be a little shithead. :P. Unfortunately this year, it looks like the tables are being turned on me L. Dah well. I guess Ill figure something out. Or at least try to.

So, right now Im cursing a friend of mine. She asked for a White Christmas.  I told her it would snow, but I didn’t want it quite yet.  All I can say is, if you are reading this Iceis Jericho, FUCK YOU! You got your wish. I dunno if this amount will stay or not, but there was enough out there today to watch people spinning out on the highway as I passed them.  I hate snow. Now Ill have to be outside even earlier so I can wipe my car off to head to work.  That annoys me greatly.  I like my sleep when Im able to get it. I don’t wanna have to get up earlier now just to wipe and scrape my car.  Mother Nature can be a real bitch at times I tell ya.

Speaking of Christmas, I thought Id do another list for you all, whether you like it or not.  First off, here are my Top 5 Favorite Christmas movies of all time.

1)      White Christmas

2)      Santa Clause Is Coming To Town

3)      Shrek The Halls

4)      National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

5)      How The Grinch Stole Christmas (Original)

In that order too.  I love White Christmas. Have ever since I first watched it. I love Bing Crosby’s voice and Danny Kaye’s antics.  If you havent had a chance to watch it this year, find a way. If you have never seen it, SHAME ON YOU! Fatman says DOOOO IIIIIT! 

Here is my next list.  Personally its my Top 10 Christmas songs of all time.             

1)      Bing Crosby - White Christmas

2)      Burl Ives - Silver & Gold

3)      Elvis Presley - Blue Christmas

4)      Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero

5)      Thurl Ravenscroft - You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

6)      Jose Feliciano - Feliz Navidad

7)      Alvin & The Chipmunks - The Christmas Song

8)      Nat King Cole - Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire

9)      Bing Crosby & David Bowie - Little Drummer Boy/Peace On Earth

10)   Elvis Presley - Silver Bells

I know this is a pretty generic list, but I cant help what I like. If you don’t agree with this list, fuck you, make your own :P.  If you havent heard one or any of these greats, I urge you to do so.

Well, I guess I should actually do some work here, as much as I don’t want to.  May do one of my many random patrols of the day just to get the blood flowing.  Will try to blog again before Christmas, but if not, everyone who reads this, have a Happy Holiday season. Cheers.

Whats New

Hey all, its been awhile since Ive been able to blog.  So lets see if I can catch up on everything. Dont worry, it aint much from what I can remember :P

-So the surgery went well I guess. I have my hand back... but son of a bitch did it ever hurt. Sure even with the 6 damn freezing shots they gave me, it still hurt like a bitch. Once the freezing came out .. FUCK!!! Havent had pain like that in quite some time. Last time was probably back in 2001 when my right arm was broken in a car accident. (Yaaay, I wasnt driving in that one). So now my hand is doing better. Stitches are out; wound is healing up nice... and hey, I can dress myself again. Thats a fucking bonus.  You have no idea how embarrassing it was to have my wife have to undo my belt before I went into the washroom at the mall. Geez.

-What else? Hmm.. Oh, Christmas is coming. BAH FUCKING HUMBUG!!! The one time of the year that no matter how much money I make, I can NEVER get ahead.  Its ridiculous.  I havent spent much on gifts so far yet, and already out of money. I dont know how many people are getting gifts this year. Hell Ill be lucky to be able to get the wife anything this year, just for that very fact. How much of a piss off do you think that is? :(

-Im STILL waiting for my security guard license to come in. They sent back the application because I was missing 1 single page. So I got that page and sent everything back. Then recently they called to ask about my weight that was put on the application. SERIOUSLY??? Im gonna lie that Im as big as I say I am? Twatwaffles I tell ya. The gov't are just a bunch of fucking mooks. GAH!

-Hmm, had a decent time when I was in Peterborough last, other then having to work twice :P. Got to hang out with a couple friends I hadnt seen in awhile. I enjoy hanging out with Pete, cuz well its Pete. He's a nutbar. Its great knowing Im not the only one :P.  Also got to hang out with my friend Mandy and play pool the same night. Of course I won at pool again. Is there any doubt? Hahahaha. I know she's gonna win at some point but its fun watching her try to beat me and missing out, even by one ball. hehehe I know, Im an asshole, but hey, Im not letting anyone win. How will they ever learn? LoL.   Next time Im in town, Im hoping to see my buddy Justin and his woman, and maybe even my darlin Drusilla and her hubby.  Been too long since Ive seen them too. Living farther away from everyone makes it so difficult to see everyone all at once.

-OH! Jenns surgery is just around the corner. She got her surgery date back I think last month sometime, and its coming up in like 9 days. Barreling down on us real fast. Im startin to get a little nervous now. I know i have no reason to be, but I cant help it.  Anytime someone close to me goes into surgery, it worries me. Ive seen people go in and never come out.  I know that medical advancements have cut those numbers drastically, but in my mind, anything could go wrong. Im not wishing anything on her, and I dont wanna "jinx" her, but it kinda scares me. I guess time will tell soon enough.

I guess thats about it for now. I know, not really exciting but not much other then my surgery has happened lately. I hope to get some more blogs up soon on stuff much more interesting..... I hope!!!!