Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Happenings.. (pre-written)

Oh lord. This is what happens when I get bored at work. I start blogging with no internet access. So at the time of this post, Im sitting in a secuirty guard room bored as shit. Please bare with me.

So today is day 2 of my new job. The second day is just as boring as the first, maybe more so. Yesterday by now we had at least 5 or 6 cars on site, meaning there was at least 5 or 6 people here. Today as of now (9:00am), there is 4 cars, and one is mine. Ive done already all the stuff Im suppose to do for the day. Im gonna have to make some stuff up for myself to do today. Random patrols, random wondering around aimlessly learning the building from top to bottom. That should at least take up an hour. *facepalm*

I so cant wait for the day to end.  Im feeling like shit something fierce. I have a really bad cough. So bad, that I swear my chest is about to explode. A little stuffed up as well, but its more the cough that hurts the most. Took 2 Nyquil last night to help me at least sleep. It kinda helped. I only woke up once coughing. Better then the night before. But because of powerful  it was on my body, I almost slept in too long. My alarm for work was set for 6am. I hit the alarm and meant to get up. I woke up again at like 6:50am.  A lot later then I wanted to. Still bloody tired. If I had a way to pass out here, Id soooo do it right now.  Shush! Lol. At least I have a couple friends awake at this time of day. I can chit-chat with them til they get busy.

Well, Jenn finally had her surgery on Friday. It was a long time coming. Im so happy for her that she finally got what she has been waiting for for so long. Still bothers me but it wasn’t my choice at all. I support her, don’t get me wrong, but I just wish she didn’t have to go through surgery to try to get healthier.  It was weird seeing her in that hospital bed all hooked up to wires and oxygen and such.  It was even weirder watching her yesterday after work barely eating anything. From what I remember, she had maybe 3 spoons of chicken broth, and maybe a single spoonful of Jell-o and she was full. Id never be able to handle only eating that much and being full. For me, that would be a waste of my cooking talent :P.  I guess its something I have to get use to. Not like we could take it back now, even if she wanted to. I just hope this helps her get healthier. I know she wants to start a family soon. Unfortunately soon is now extended to about at least 2 years from now. Im gonna be an old fart by the time I have kids. Lol.

So my side project, “Pype Dreamz Productions” is getting much bigger then I expected. For all of you who don’t know, Im putting together a classy/tasteful nude calendar. Its just a little something Ive been wanting to get off the ground for a couple years, but its finally coming to life. I wasn’t expecting to get the minimum of 6 girls to pose for it, but now Im sitting with like 15 or more girls. Gives me a full 12 month calendar, and backups incase they are needed.  Im so happy this is coming together so nicely. Still so much work needing to get done, but once its all over and done with, Im sure Ill feel that sense of accomplishment that Ive been longing for.

The calendar itself isnt for sale this time around. Its only a product for me, my models and the photographers.  Obviously non profit since I am broke and cant afford to pay the models. Next year however, if this goes over really well, Ive been asked that if we sell the calendar, that the proceeds from its sales go to a charity of some sort. Im really liking that idea.  Not only do I get to make something that helps my models express themselves how they want, but it will help a charity that will be voted on by the members of the group. I think it’s a great idea personally.  Just gonna wait to see how well the first “issue” goes first before I think about doin a second.  Any of you out there who may be interested in being a part of this project, please feel free to contact me either via on here, or my MSN. Message me at midnight_magick@hotmail.com or email me at pypedreamzpro@hotmail.com

Christmas time is slowly approaching.  I hate being broke at this time of year.  I don’t even have enough money to get my entire family gifts like I do every year. Hell, if things keep goin the way they are, I wont even be able to afford to get Jenn anything. That breaks my heart for a few reasons. One, because I know she’s already spent quite a bit on me.  She says not to worry about getting her anything, but Im not that type of guy. That’s the first thing Im gonna worry about.  I want her to enjoy her Christmas.  Two, because Im usually the one that when he agrees mutually to get nothing for his significant other with that person, that will go and buy something anyways.. just to be a little shithead. :P. Unfortunately this year, it looks like the tables are being turned on me L. Dah well. I guess Ill figure something out. Or at least try to.

So, right now Im cursing a friend of mine. She asked for a White Christmas.  I told her it would snow, but I didn’t want it quite yet.  All I can say is, if you are reading this Iceis Jericho, FUCK YOU! You got your wish. I dunno if this amount will stay or not, but there was enough out there today to watch people spinning out on the highway as I passed them.  I hate snow. Now Ill have to be outside even earlier so I can wipe my car off to head to work.  That annoys me greatly.  I like my sleep when Im able to get it. I don’t wanna have to get up earlier now just to wipe and scrape my car.  Mother Nature can be a real bitch at times I tell ya.

Speaking of Christmas, I thought Id do another list for you all, whether you like it or not.  First off, here are my Top 5 Favorite Christmas movies of all time.
1)      White Christmas
2)      Santa Clause Is Coming To Town
3)      Shrek The Halls
4)      National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
5)      How The Grinch Stole Christmas (Original)

In that order too.  I love White Christmas. Have ever since I first watched it. I love Bing Crosby’s voice and Danny Kaye’s antics.  If you havent had a chance to watch it this year, find a way. If you have never seen it, SHAME ON YOU! Fatman says DOOOO IIIIIT! 

Here is my next list.  Personally its my Top 10 Christmas songs of all time.             
1)      Bing Crosby - White Christmas
2)      Burl Ives - Silver & Gold
3)      Elvis Presley - Blue Christmas
4)      Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero
5)      Thurl Ravenscroft - You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
6)      Jose Feliciano - Feliz Navidad
7)      Alvin & The Chipmunks - The Christmas Song
8)      Nat King Cole - Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
9)      Bing Crosby & David Bowie - Little Drummer Boy/Peace On Earth
10)   Elvis Presley - Silver Bells

I know this is a pretty generic list, but I cant help what I like. If you don’t agree with this list, fuck you, make your own :P.  If you havent heard one or any of these greats, I urge you to do so.

Well, I guess I should actually do some work here, as much as I don’t want to.  May do one of my many random patrols of the day just to get the blood flowing.  Will try to blog again before Christmas, but if not, everyone who reads this, have a Happy Holiday season. Cheers.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Whats New

Hey all, its been awhile since Ive been able to blog.  So lets see if I can catch up on everything. Dont worry, it aint much from what I can remember :P

-So the surgery went well I guess. I have my hand back... but son of a bitch did it ever hurt. Sure even with the 6 damn freezing shots they gave me, it still hurt like a bitch. Once the freezing came out .. FUCK!!! Havent had pain like that in quite some time. Last time was probably back in 2001 when my right arm was broken in a car accident. (Yaaay, I wasnt driving in that one). So now my hand is doing better. Stitches are out; wound is healing up nice... and hey, I can dress myself again. Thats a fucking bonus.  You have no idea how embarrassing it was to have my wife have to undo my belt before I went into the washroom at the mall. Geez.

-What else? Hmm.. Oh, Christmas is coming. BAH FUCKING HUMBUG!!! The one time of the year that no matter how much money I make, I can NEVER get ahead.  Its ridiculous.  I havent spent much on gifts so far yet, and already out of money. I dont know how many people are getting gifts this year. Hell Ill be lucky to be able to get the wife anything this year, just for that very fact. How much of a piss off do you think that is? :(

-Im STILL waiting for my security guard license to come in. They sent back the application because I was missing 1 single page. So I got that page and sent everything back. Then recently they called to ask about my weight that was put on the application. SERIOUSLY??? Im gonna lie that Im as big as I say I am? Twatwaffles I tell ya. The gov't are just a bunch of fucking mooks. GAH!

-Hmm, had a decent time when I was in Peterborough last, other then having to work twice :P. Got to hang out with a couple friends I hadnt seen in awhile. I enjoy hanging out with Pete, cuz well its Pete. He's a nutbar. Its great knowing Im not the only one :P.  Also got to hang out with my friend Mandy and play pool the same night. Of course I won at pool again. Is there any doubt? Hahahaha. I know she's gonna win at some point but its fun watching her try to beat me and missing out, even by one ball. hehehe I know, Im an asshole, but hey, Im not letting anyone win. How will they ever learn? LoL.   Next time Im in town, Im hoping to see my buddy Justin and his woman, and maybe even my darlin Drusilla and her hubby.  Been too long since Ive seen them too. Living farther away from everyone makes it so difficult to see everyone all at once.

-OH! Jenns surgery is just around the corner. She got her surgery date back I think last month sometime, and its coming up in like 9 days. Barreling down on us real fast. Im startin to get a little nervous now. I know i have no reason to be, but I cant help it.  Anytime someone close to me goes into surgery, it worries me. Ive seen people go in and never come out.  I know that medical advancements have cut those numbers drastically, but in my mind, anything could go wrong. Im not wishing anything on her, and I dont wanna "jinx" her, but it kinda scares me. I guess time will tell soon enough.

I guess thats about it for now. I know, not really exciting but not much other then my surgery has happened lately. I hope to get some more blogs up soon on stuff much more interesting..... I hope!!!!

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Because I Said So.... Pt. 2

So been a bit since my last post, and well not a whole lot has been up lately, mind you Ive been thinking of random shit. I think I may share some of it with you all. Now, I will tell you in advance:  Some of this may not make any sense, but this is MY head, so any of you who know me know that well, thats normal.  If you dont like it, well as the cute lil squishy parrot doll my wife had says, Hey you, GO FUCK YOURSELF!.

Ok to begin.  Dorito's Onion Rings N' Ketchup DO NOT taste like onion rings and ketchup by any means, and yet I still buy them for the taste. Either Im tryin to trick myself into thinkin that its actually onion rings and ketchup; tryin to trick myself into thinking its healthier then real onion rings and ketchup... OR.. I just like the taste of molten garbage on a summers day.  Haven't figured out which.

Next, it was recently Hallowe'en as you all know, and I get to thinkin, why is it actually spelled Hallowe'en and now Halloween?  I know a lot will say it stands for All Hollows Eve, but where does the "en" come from?  Doesnt make sense to me, and yet I felt compelled enough to correct a friend tonight on the spelling. Not sure if Im being Hypocritical or just being an asshole. Ill let you decide, in which you can keep it to yourself :P

Still havent figured this one out either. If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, and mineral oil is made of minerals, and Sunflower oil is made from sunflowers, then what the fuck is baby oil made of?

A lot of things have been on my mind lately I guess. Money problems, work and workless weeks, health problems, stupid people doing this "Occupy 'Enter City Name Here' " stuff knowing it wont do any good, why Bazooka Joe hasnt made any funny comics in almost 60 FUCKING YEARS in production.... and a lot of other stuff.  Its tiring I tell you.  I started this blog to have a vessel to not only vent my problems and issues with society and other quirks of the world, but to strangle the life out of the urge to do actual writing again. Unfortunately the more I blog or dont blog, the urge to write grows stronger and stronger.

I use to write role plays for several online wrestling e-federations (dont judge me bitches) and that seemed to work for several years, but after probably about a decade of doing it, it lost its appeal. "Retired" from it now, I have no outlet other then this blog.  Not sure what to do next. Thought about writing some short stories but I seem to start them and never finish them. Never able to sit down night after night to add to it, and then I lose interest in them. Thought about writing a novel before... read above to see why thats never happened either.  Hell Ive even been told more then a couple times by a few different people that I should write something like an autobiography about my life. Im sorry, are you people on Acid?  I personally dont think people would be interested in my life. Its not all that interesting.  Im sure people wouldnt wanna read about my sexual escapades over the years... ok some would, but those people are a strange folk. 

So whats left? Short stories, check!  Novels, check! Autobiography, check! Poetry, checked to death! Songs, see poetry check!  Not sure how to alleviate the ache to write.  (And if anyone mentions a movie script, expect to be beaten with a frozen whale penis).

What else is on my mind? Well, Simpson's Treehouse Of Terror this year was a let down. AMC Fear Fest is even worse (Come on, you dont need to play Halloween, Halloween III and IV constantly. Most people seen it once.. FUCKING MOVE ON!

Oh, so, Ive been on these Diamicron pills for awhile now to help control my Blood Sugar and recently I found out from one of the wife's doctors that apparently these pills (Glicazide) and meds like it, dont allow you to lose weight.  So here I am, quite a large guy, tryin to lose weight and watch my food intake and all that shit, and the meds Im on hinder, if not completely fuck up that process. What kinda kick in the nuts is this? My head meds are doing the same thing. So no matter what I do, its a piss off. I get on all these meds to help me and they are doing more damage to me then anything else. I really need to see my Dr. again soon cuz this is just BEYOND rediculous.

Security license should be coming in within the next 2 weeks or so. As much as Im not looking forward to working that kinda job again, Im kinda excited about it at the same time. I need the money, and everyone knows Im not gonna make it working at MUCHmusic any more.  And hey something has to pay for my bowling and my $1000 a day crack habit. LoL. Ok maybe just the bowling, but you get the jest. :D

Im sure Ill think of other stuff to bitch about soon. I make a point of bitching as much as I can. It helps me get through the day.  Til then, keep your stick on the ice. (Goddamn Red Green! GAH!)

Friday, October 21, 2011


So I sit here today, in the cafeteria at Mohawk College in Hamilton. Im waiting for the wife to do her last midterm for the week.  Well its lunchtime and the place is kinda crowded with inspiring artists, future politicians, computer techs and lawyers, and Ive come to realize one thing... I REALLY HATE MOST PEOPLE!

What can I say. I wouldnt think twice about picking up the white plastic chair that my feet are resting on and beating the living hell out of some of these people. There are a few reasons I havent:

1) Im sure jail wouldnt be pretty for me.
2) Too many witnesses
3) Bad joojoo is bad joojoo
4) Apparently society frowns on random acts of violence but worships MMA and UFC
5) Would put a damper on my upcoming weekend.

Im sure there are other reason, like possible morals or something about respect, but those are the Top 5 on my list. Man these people havent changed since I was in high school, and Im at the fucking college. They have their cliques written right from a teenie bopper novel. You have the jock style guys sittin beside me talkin about the party they plan on attending after school and drinking litres and litres of water.  Across the way from me, you have the asians.  These are the ones face first in books and laptops studying anything and everything.  At the other side of the room you have the group of young black kids chattin it up. They are too far away to hear what they are saying, but since Im great at stereotyping, one could only assume they are chattin about basketball, hoes & bitches, sticky icky and dope rides :P. Yep I know, Im a prick. Deal with it :D

Then I see a table of white girls, no doubt popular in their cliques, but secretly hate each others guts.  Ofcourse there is the quid essential larger girl in the group, just to make them feel better about themselves. Man does that ever take me back. Guess who the big kid was in the group most of his life.  Yup!

A couple extra loaners scattered around, eating by themselves trying not to be noticed for wearing the only thing that they had clean cuz they were up all night for the past few weeks studying there asses off, or because they had to live with their parents while in school because the college is just down the road and didnt wanna splurge on their freedom.

To round it all out, you have the freaks, the geeks, sheiks. Im sure the rest fit into one of those final catagories somehow.

I know. I sound like Im full of hatred and angst... but nope. This is what happens when boredom hits me, I have an outlet to vent and I dont have a package of yummy poptarts to keep me busy.  That and I cant download any music or anything cuz Im using the wife's school account to use the net.

And the clothes some of these people wear.. holy hell. Black people with bright pink shirts on, Arabs wearing toques and girls wearing clothes so tight, I cant tell were their clothes end and their skin begins. I swear, some of these girls want to be molested and gawked at, just because of some of their fashion choices. Im sorry but if you dont want a guy (or girl) staring at your tits, dont wear shirts that are made of white mesh with a tight tiny black bra under it, barely containing the girls. We men are feeble creatures. Remember, Ug Ug Fire.....we haven't evolved all that much. Trust me.

GAH! Anyways enough of that. Need to focus on something else before I facepalm myself and grab the closest student and scalp them.

So today is the day that the wife and I leave for our weekend anniversary get away. I think we chose well for this trip.  Its not secluded which we both would have liked but with restricted funds, ya gotta kinda go with what you can afford. Apparently this place as a fireplace in the room, and a jacuzzi seperate from the bathroom.  Who's got 2 thumbs and will be relaxing the next couple of days??? DIS GUY! (dont ask)

We only  have it booked for one night, but if our funds allow, we may see if we can find another room for another night since the one we have was already booked for Sat night. All we can do is hope.

But since we will be away enjoying as much relaxation as we can, both of our cell phones will be off. Only call or text if it is an emergency. We will check our phones periodically to make sure we didnt get any emergency calls.

Quick side note: Caf is finally some. Less annoyance but still more people in here for my own liking.

Well, Im kinda thirsty and I should run and grab something to drink. Subway is looking like the winner right now, since I dont wanna take my laptop with me and Subway is the only place I can see the laptop when Im at the counter.

Stay golden.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

One of those days.

So today (well Wednesday) was one of those down days for me. I woke up feeling the urge to burst out into random tears. The worst part about it, I have no idea why.  I use to get this way all the time, but since I was put on some meds, they have been much further between. Went from like once or twice a week to about once or twice a month. I guess the meds are working a bit. I just hate when I am like this. Its not fair to Jenn. She has to put up with me this way. Hell, no one deserves that, especially her.  I hope I can get a handle on this mess before it makes it worse. Hoping to feel much better when I wake up.

On a better note, Jenn and I are going away for our 1 year anniversary. Scary eh? We made it to one :D. So come Friday after Jenn is done school, we are venturing off to our secret hideaway for a couple nights of rest and relaxation. We both need the time away from stress of money and exams and surgery's and blah, blah, blah.  I cant wait for this weekend. Should be a blast.

Another step has been taken to get my guard license. I now just need to fill out the application, get a guarantor to sign it and send it off. Yippie *rolls eyes*

Well, I was thinkin today about my top female celebrity crushes.  Here they are in order.

1) Christina Ricci (was there any doubt for those who know me)
2) Heather Morris (she is one reason Im a GleeK.)
3) Kat Denning (Ive liked her in a few of the movies Ive seen with her in it, but 2 Broke Girls has sealed the deal for me.)
4) Kari Byron (How cant you love this fiery redhead... and Im not talkin about Jamie Hyneman.)
5) Katy Perry (I know, this shouldnt be, but my god does she ever have bedroom eyes with that "Come Hither" look.

Im sure there are more, but there are the Top 5 of Nomtastic Women :)

Anyways, its 2:30am and Im still wide awake, but should attempt to sleep soon. Cheers.

Friday, October 14, 2011

Insomnia Sucks Ass.

Well here it is, 1 in the morning once again, and Im wide awake. This shit has got to stop I tell ya. Its not like I didnt try to sleep. I had the tv off, the computer off, and my braces on. I laid there for over an hr and a half with no damn luck. What's even worse is the fact that I have to be up in like 3 hours to start getting ready for work.  Looks like this is gonna be one hell of a long day. FML.

Sooooo time for me to rant.... ok rant some more I guess.

So tonight Jenn and I went to Angels Restaurant here in Cambridge for a nice meal. We both had chicken so it was healthier then what we could have eaten.  Anyways,  She got I think a side of sauteed mushrooms for herself, and since I hadnt had them in awhile, I decided to have a side of dill pickles. Dont ask!  Now, when you see the price sitting at $2.29, you expect ok maybe 3 pickles maybe. NO!. I got ONE FUCKING PICKLE cut into 4 slices. I was dumbfounded. That was ridiculous. So of course, Jenn did the one thing that made things better. She laughed at me. Yep. I tell ya. I love that girl, even when she kicks me when Im down :P

So after the laughing commenced (and I hope while you are reading this, you have finally stopped laughing as well), I had to use the little mens room.  I know Im not talkin about me here. There is nothing little about me.. even my ego is bigger than yours. :P  Well I get in there and sit down and such. Now this is a decent sized stall.  There is lots of room in it. You could easily reach the other wall beside you though. So guess where the toilet paper roll thing is?  RIGHT BESIDE THE TOILET. I dont mean close to it. I mean right beside it. If a thin person needed to use the toilet, it would be there leaning post.. So guess what it did for someone of my girth?  Lets just say its never comfortable sitting sideways on the can while a toilet paper thing presses into your spine. This is definitely FAIL #2 Angels. Holy Ballz. 

I get back and we finally begin to eat our dinner. I cant complain about the food itself. The italian chicken I ordered was nice and tender, and the gravy on my mashed potatoes was quite nomtastic. At least you got something right Angels. And all this for only $50.00.


1) Now I have back pain from said toilet incident.
2) Im craving more pickles that I dont have to pay almost $2.50 a piece for.
3) Ate great but charged more then I wanted to pay.

Im seriously thinking the next time we go out, Im finding a burnt down chinese food restaurant. At least I know the service and facilities there will be better then what Angels had. GAH!

So, on the good side, Jenn finally got the call shes been waiting for. Its only a matter of a like 6 weeks for her until she becomes my Amazing Shrinking Wife.  Im happy for her. Shes been waiting a long ass time for things to finally get moving. Almost 2 years now. Thats too long for her to have to wait.  It worries me though. The only reason Im going along with this is because shes doing it for her health. If it was for any other reason, Id have too much to say about it. I just worry for her. I hope everything ends up just fine like everyone has told me it will. I just have that deep down blabbing voice scratching and prodding at my brain telling me things wont go as planned and something will happen to her. Freaks me out just thinkin about it. The day of, Im gonna be a bloody basket case. I guess all I can do is wait and hope.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Ah crap.

Well, as some of you may know, I have been lacking in the job department as of late. Sure Ive been working with MUCHmusic, but Im not making enough to survive, let alone pay for much in the way of bills. I needed something a lil more stable; a lil more worth the money for the amount of work being done.

Well, today (well I guess yesterday now) I passed my security exam with an 84%. Passing was 62%. So, well, I guess I did what I needed to. Better then gettin by by the skin of my teeth. So all I gotta do now is get the license form filled out, paid for and sent away, and in about 3 weeks or so Ill once again be a licensed guard.

As much as I am lookin forward to workin a lil more steadily, Im not lookin forward to it just as much. Ive done security work a few times before, with at least 2 other companies in the past.  I wont lie, some of the time, it was fun, and well worth the time.. but other times, I probably could have scraped my eyeballs out with my name tag or something.

Im sure everything will work out in the end, but the boredom and constant patrols did a number on my feet and my psyche. If I had of worked there much longer, Im sure I woulda lost my mind... YES MORESO THEN NOW... SHUT UP YOU! lol

I wish I could find something in the music field that Id like and that would pay decently.. but seriously, how many people like their jobs? If you said yes, you are either in denial or lying through your teeth, or for those friends farther south of the canadian border, through your tooth.(ducks flying beer cans)

Until then, Ill sit back, do my job as best as I can, and randomly stab myself in the forehead with a frozen mackerel to ease the insanity of silence.

I really wish I had cookies right now. Shut up! Im craving sugar and yummy yummy goodness... which hopefully isnt full of metal.. boourns lol.

Dah well. Bed time.. maybe breakfast in the morning? Morning? ya right :D

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Because I Said So.... Pt. 1

Well here I am once again writing in my blog. Not sitting in the school right now.. oh no!.. not me. Im awake at like 4am because my insomnia has kicked in once again, as well as muscle spasms kickin me pretty damn well all night. After about an hour of TRYING to sleep, I realized how much of a feeble attempt it was... so hear I am.

What comes to my mind at this time of morning you ask. Way too much if you ask me.  If you dare read on, you will be enlightened with only a few such things... as well, I may add another humorous story. Never know.

Anyways, first things first. The insomnia is obviously on my mind. Why the hell do I keep getting this? Is it because of all those years working for MUCHmusic and being on the road til all hours of the night, only to be awake early the next morning for possibly more work? Not sure. Is it because random shit jumps into my head at obviously the most inopportune time? Could be. What ever the reason, here I sit while the wife lay behind me on the bed, out cold, probably dreaming of fluffy bulldog puppies or wild outrageous sex. Either way, hopefully shes enjoying it :P

Next on the brain agenda... WHY THE OWWIE?!  Unfortunately I know all about the reason. Id say too many years of abusing the shit out of my body is finally catching up with this old fart. Knowing Im gonna have to go in for surgery in the near future to fix all the damage ive done to my wrists with years of working on the computer, and yes, probably masterbating too.. I know you were all thinkin it... pervs. FOR SHAME.  All I know is it better knock it off soon so I can at least get a couple hours of sleep before I have to be awake to do some running around. GAH!

RUBBER DUCKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, now that I have got that out of my system...

If any of you have been able to read the comments a friend of mine has posted on my blog, she mentions pop caps and ceiling fans.  If you didnt get to read it, well now you have been caught up. Welcome back.

Anyways, the story behind said pop cap/ceiling fan kinda goes like this.

First off, we know we are nuts.. ya dont need to add a comment telling us so. We get it. We arent bloody normal. Anyways, one night, many moons ago, after a night much like this one (ie: NO FUCKING SLEEP), a bunch of us were sitting in my old house up on Euclid Ave (many stories may derive from this house...be patient :P). Now in the living room there was this ceiling fan. When we get over tired, we get HYPER!!!!!!!. Well one thing leads to another, we decided to start throwing objects into the ceiling fan while it was on full speed. First it was tiny orange Kinder Surprise eggs. Man did they ever fly. Next, it was pennies. Im sure there very well may be some STILL embedded in the wall somewhere up there. Next, well, the plastic pop caps from like 2L bottles of pop and such. Those fuckers sting more then you would think when you get K.O'ed by one of those things. I think someone had a welt on their forehead for like a week. It was fun!. Many objects went into that ceiling fan over the year span we were there. Money was lost, welts and bruising was made, sadistic kitty kitty who enjoyed flying off the damn thing, only to come back and meow til we put her up there again. Ahh the memories. *produces tear*

Yeah I know, warped. But hey, when you have absolutely nothing to do in a big house at maybe 4 in the morning, with a bunch of people (uhm... intoxicating substances may have been involved as well.. dont remember for sure :( ), YOU FIND SHIT TO DO.. NO MATTER HOW DUMB IT IS.

So, to recap:
-Insomnia Sucks
-Pain Sucks more
-Ceiling fans can be fun, if they are used prope.... uhm..righ... uhm... FUCK IT! Have fun with them, just keep your damn fingers out of them.. Trust me, I know from years of experience...

Anyways all you goofy canadian buggers reading this, if I dont catch ya in the next day or two, Happy Gobble Gobble Day... as my friend Ace keenly put it on Facebook, "Gobble Til You Wobble". To those friends from across the border, seriously, Thanksgiving a month later? Are you guys on glue? hehehehe jk.....maybe! lol

All the rest of you that dont fit in any of these catagories, later dayz :D

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

New to this.

Hey all. Today is my first time starting up this blog. I thought I would tell you a little about it.

Here is where you will see nothing but insanity for the most part. It will be a combination of things:
-shit that run through my mind
-things that Ive seen or heard
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Since today Im feeling overly bored (since Im currently sitting in one of the many sit-down sections of Mohawk College watching the random ass walk by. If you read this wifey, I love you :D lol) I think I will tell you about a recent moment of stupid and perhaps even a brain-melty moment.

They other day I was voluntold to make meatloaf.  Those of you who know me know I know how to cook pretty good. Above average I think. Anyways I I was being all creative and such adding spices and cheese and this and that... all with the yummy goodness.  Mixed it all up and tossed it in the oven. Time goes on not thinking about anything til its time to take the food out.  I go and check on it, its done, so I get the rest of dinner ready and whatnot.  Serve it out to the wife and I, and even offering the mother in law some. Apparently I outdid myself as I was told it was really good. GO ME!

Well, I was downstairs on my computer briefly when I heard the wife bellow for me. Here I am thinkin to myself "what the hell did I do this time?"  So I run upstairs to have her looking at her second helping of meatloaf. I was kinda offended at this point thinkin I didnt cook it all the way through or something.  Nope, not this time. A little worse then I thought.

Here she was sitting there looking at her meatloaf asking me if I was tryin to kill her or something. Me being confused looked at her food.  Now, if anyone is usually broke like us, you buy the pre-packaged tubed hamburger to save money. Y'know the metal clamps that hold the end of the tubes closed?  Yeah, there was one sitting there in the middle of her meatloaf. Somehow it got dropped into the meatloaf mixture and cooked with the rest of it. When she was eating, she found it buried inside. Luckily for me she didnt swallow it, or this post would be a little more drastic, and possibly a lot more funny LOL.

So there you have it. Quite the blunder for one of many food fuck-ups that I know will most likely end up here. For future reference:

1) If I ever cook for you, make sure to check your food for extra presents inside, kinda like a kinder egg
2) Make sure you dont piss me off prior to cooking for you. This may end up as a on purpose accident ;)
3) Meatloaf I cook is AWESOME! Full of metal-ly goodness.

Ill try to keep up with posting. With the way my mind works, who knows how long Ill be able to keep this up. Look back for more posts soon. See you soon...  I hope :)