Friday, October 14, 2011

Insomnia Sucks Ass.

Well here it is, 1 in the morning once again, and Im wide awake. This shit has got to stop I tell ya. Its not like I didnt try to sleep. I had the tv off, the computer off, and my braces on. I laid there for over an hr and a half with no damn luck. What's even worse is the fact that I have to be up in like 3 hours to start getting ready for work.  Looks like this is gonna be one hell of a long day. FML.

Sooooo time for me to rant.... ok rant some more I guess.

So tonight Jenn and I went to Angels Restaurant here in Cambridge for a nice meal. We both had chicken so it was healthier then what we could have eaten.  Anyways,  She got I think a side of sauteed mushrooms for herself, and since I hadnt had them in awhile, I decided to have a side of dill pickles. Dont ask!  Now, when you see the price sitting at $2.29, you expect ok maybe 3 pickles maybe. NO!. I got ONE FUCKING PICKLE cut into 4 slices. I was dumbfounded. That was ridiculous. So of course, Jenn did the one thing that made things better. She laughed at me. Yep. I tell ya. I love that girl, even when she kicks me when Im down :P

So after the laughing commenced (and I hope while you are reading this, you have finally stopped laughing as well), I had to use the little mens room.  I know Im not talkin about me here. There is nothing little about me.. even my ego is bigger than yours. :P  Well I get in there and sit down and such. Now this is a decent sized stall.  There is lots of room in it. You could easily reach the other wall beside you though. So guess where the toilet paper roll thing is?  RIGHT BESIDE THE TOILET. I dont mean close to it. I mean right beside it. If a thin person needed to use the toilet, it would be there leaning post.. So guess what it did for someone of my girth?  Lets just say its never comfortable sitting sideways on the can while a toilet paper thing presses into your spine. This is definitely FAIL #2 Angels. Holy Ballz. 

I get back and we finally begin to eat our dinner. I cant complain about the food itself. The italian chicken I ordered was nice and tender, and the gravy on my mashed potatoes was quite nomtastic. At least you got something right Angels. And all this for only $50.00.

So:

1) Now I have back pain from said toilet incident.
2) Im craving more pickles that I dont have to pay almost $2.50 a piece for.
3) Ate great but charged more then I wanted to pay.

Im seriously thinking the next time we go out, Im finding a burnt down chinese food restaurant. At least I know the service and facilities there will be better then what Angels had. GAH!

So, on the good side, Jenn finally got the call shes been waiting for. Its only a matter of a like 6 weeks for her until she becomes my Amazing Shrinking Wife.  Im happy for her. Shes been waiting a long ass time for things to finally get moving. Almost 2 years now. Thats too long for her to have to wait.  It worries me though. The only reason Im going along with this is because shes doing it for her health. If it was for any other reason, Id have too much to say about it. I just worry for her. I hope everything ends up just fine like everyone has told me it will. I just have that deep down blabbing voice scratching and prodding at my brain telling me things wont go as planned and something will happen to her. Freaks me out just thinkin about it. The day of, Im gonna be a bloody basket case. I guess all I can do is wait and hope.

3 comments:

  1. I don't know where you went for dinner my love, but I went to 50's last night. LMAO

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  2. Being a worry wart won't get you anything but an ulcer! However, if it was my husband I think I would worry too... so yeah... I'll just go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut now...

    $2.50 for a pickle??? Uuummmm... (baaaa-hhaaaa-haaa-ha) sorry dude... I've got a whole bottle I could sell you for a cool grand!

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  3. ok, that is waaaay too expensive for A pickle, I would have expected more, also, I might have complained about only getting 1 pickle for that price!

    Glad to hear that Jenn got the call she has been waiting for, and things will be alright!

    Also, I'm a perpetual worrier too, I worry about EVERYTHING! I try not to, but man, it's impossible for me....anyway, as I said before, things will be okay and keep us updated!

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